Jito: Tum Meri Taraf Munh Karke Soya Karo Ji Mujhe Raat Ko Dar Lagta Hai Santa: Are Wah Re Smart Aurat Aur Main Chahe Hi Dar Ke Mare Mar Jaun
Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
Aaj Ka Taaza Message: Hai, Smart, Bahut, Woh, Hai, Bheja, Ne, Jis, Aur, Hu, Raha, Padh, Se, Niche, Ko, Msg, Jo, Hu, Pagal, Woh, Main. CONFUSED? Ab Msg Niche Se Upar Padho! . . . . . . . Ban Gaye Na April Fool?
Bhikari: 1 rupay de do. Lady: Sharam nahi aati itne smart, khubsurat, handsome, nojawan ho ke bheek mangte ho! Bhikari: Achcha darling phir 1 chumi hi de do.